Return to Atlantis, or Villanelle for Ariel
You stuck your foot out & tripped Eric hard,
Stepping on him & pulling his famous hair.
You really caught that mediocre prince off guard.
Shoved shells down his—what’s that word?
Throat. Face in the sand he gasped for air.
You stuck your foot out & tripped Eric hard.
Just another creation of the Danish Bard,
Ariel, Hans Christian Andersen laid you bare:
Still, you caught that fucking prince off guard.
Other mermaids give his smile high regard,
Think his old English sheepdog quite debonair.
You stuck your foot out & tripped Eric hard.
You get it. Lose the Ashman & Menken canard,
And he’s just another big-eyed nepo bairn.
You really caught that mediocre prince off guard.
You’ll ride on Flotsam & Jetsam securely barred;
Like Triton, he’ll blow his own shell in despair.
You stuck your foot out & tripped Eric hard;
Let’s catch every mediocre prince off guard.