Success Story

I’m telling you: that girl Bob dunked her head into a tub of granny smiths & ice water, then came back out with a .38 special. When she dunked her head in again, pretty soon, she returned like a slick grizzly, her maw wrapped around an entire thrashing sockeye. I’m telling you. After that, she nabbed the pink slip to the town fire truck. After that, a skeleton key. After that, a chicken bone from the Talpiot Tomb. I’m telling you. Soon enough, folks were calling her occult & burnable. Only I dunno. Nobody ever checked the tub. Bob just sirened away.